Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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poopy is poopy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Justin Beiber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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