Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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