Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

I C U P White stuff

i like it in the mouth

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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