- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

KILL WHITEY

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

the redsox

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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