roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

My Butthole.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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