A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Ready for something funny? nothing

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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