What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

The holocaust

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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