- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

GOODBYE

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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