- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

How high is the sky? True or False

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??