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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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