- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

So a horse walks into a barn.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

you give like i give lomain

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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