- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

hey hey apple

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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