- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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