- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

Ron Paul for President!

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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