- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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