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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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