- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Jesus Christ

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

a black guy hates chicken.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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