why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Bob Saget

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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What does? 42

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Anti Joke

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