- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Barack Obama

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

read me write me

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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