- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

What's a good joke? Not this one.

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What's the difference between a lamp?

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Bob Saget

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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