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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

A woman walks into a bar.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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