Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Pickles are moist.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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