A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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