Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Women's rights.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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