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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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