Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Girls Lacrosse.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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