What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Anti Joke

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