Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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pobody's nerfect

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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