- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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