What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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A shark ate your mom

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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