- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What is 9+10? 19

A seal walks into a club.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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