- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

batman has diarrhea

what's the difference between a duck?

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Cliterus

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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