A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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