Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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