What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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