Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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