What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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