Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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