Women's rights

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Terry has ebola

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

whats brown and booky a book.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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