- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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