How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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