Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Nickelback

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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Equal rights!

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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Anti Joke

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