- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Misner is a twat.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Are you gay. No. Ok.

knock knock Dave's not here.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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