- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Me

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Diarrhea

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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