Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Chlamydia

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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