- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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