Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Knock knock Come in

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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i like turtles

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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