What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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lets bomb africa

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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