golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Anti Joke

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