- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Roses are red, yup.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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