How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Women's rights

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Have you ever heard of a goose?

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

i killed my family

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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