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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What's red, blue & green all over?

I <3 Hitler

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Maths.

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