A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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