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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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