why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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