Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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your mum

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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A jew enters a mall.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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