- Anti Joke

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes