- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What's stupid a light bulb.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Manchester City

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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