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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

9/11 my birthday

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Morning wood.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

A fish swims up your penis...

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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