- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Praise Paisley

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

im gay

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What do vampires cross the sea in?

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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