what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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