- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Justin Bieber.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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