- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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