A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Caramel Boing.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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