- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

You were born.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??