your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Who wants water? I do.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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