- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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