- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

You were born.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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