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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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