- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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