- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why are trees green? I have no idea

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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