- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Long joke Your such a downey

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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