Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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