- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Pickles are powerful

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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