- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

i hate non minorities!

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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