- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What black and has children A black man

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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