- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What's half of 8? o

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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