What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

13 =B you just learned something

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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