There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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