- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What's stupid a light bulb.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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