- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

A Mormon walks into a bar

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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