- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

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