- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

HELLO EVERYONE

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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