A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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