- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

My Boyfriend

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Terraria

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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