The holocaust

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

A chicken walks into a barn.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What comes after 23? 24.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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