why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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