What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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Your gay

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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