- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

woman's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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