- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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