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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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