Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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