- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Knock knock come in.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

What's a good joke? Not this one.

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