The Colts this year.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Sixty... eight

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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