- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What's brown and sticky A stick

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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