- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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