- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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