- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

cory

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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