Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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