What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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Knock knock Go away

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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