-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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