What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

guess what what ...

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Your Mum is soo fat.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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