- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Fine, ladies first.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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