Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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