- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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