Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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I have a really funny joke.

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hi michael

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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