- Anti Joke

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet