- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

The Blonde walked into a wall.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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